Sebastian Moran. 35. The best shooter this side of the Atlantic, and probably the other bloody side, too. Just ask the tiger I'm using for a rug.


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basher

What’s that thing people get?

Repetitive strain injury?

axemurderess said: I'm fine, in between contracts, so I'm excruciatingly bored.

I know the feeling. ‘Cept there’s never a bloody dull moment here.

Anonymous said: have you ever slept with a man other than jim?

Have you met him? No, that’s fucking stupid, you probably haven’t.

He’s possessive over people like they’re animals, so no. And I still like a good boob or two.

reggie-kray said: head and shoulders lol

Bottle’s big enough for a challenge, I guess. And. Square. It’s square.

reggie-kray said: exactly. I'm full of good ideas. Cucumbers and shampoo bottles work just as well

Is there a brand of shampoo I should go for 

If y’ever had any doubt, Moriarty’s a sod

reggie-kray said: go sit on a candle you'll feel better

Yeah, I’ll get right on that.

axemurderess said: Hey Tiger, how're you doing?

Nursing burns and itching for something to shoot. And you, Miss?

Interesting.

What now?

Anonymous said: do u touch urself over irene adler

Wonderful woman with a great peach of an arse, but no.